I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
this just has baby written all over it
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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