I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
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I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
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Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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