i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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