hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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