I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
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would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
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Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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