okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
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