hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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