Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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