I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
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I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
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If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Sext me about skeletons
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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