He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
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I've ID'd the nipple biter.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
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Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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