Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
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He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
My liver just had a heart attack.
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IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I woke up to a gigantic ft-long tootsie roll and a note by drunk me with the words "you're welcome"
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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