he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
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Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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