Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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