do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
