she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
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He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
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Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
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