It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
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i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
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i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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