My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
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Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
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He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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