My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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