cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Randomize
