hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
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The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
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Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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