Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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