Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
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