After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
It's never too late to be topless.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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