I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
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Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
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Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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