Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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