okay pat passed out under dana's car
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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