i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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