ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I don't deserve a penis
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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