so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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