she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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