Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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