It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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