haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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