no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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