Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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