So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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