i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
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I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
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It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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