What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
They left me at home... I'm a liability
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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