so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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