At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
i think im in europe. pls send help
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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