I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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