If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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