we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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