I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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