Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Im just a social blackout drinker.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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