I can text with my tongue
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
only you would photoshop your dick
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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