So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
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