out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
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Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
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Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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