Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I forgot to tell you, wear something you can puke on Saturday. We're christening this marriage with a shot of jager. NOT KIDDING.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
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