At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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