I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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