I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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